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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Thumbs down again.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Why should we share our wife with others?

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Still no good

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Est eos enim quis.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

Then came..

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Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

No go.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

What would this world be like if all men and women were legally allowed to have multiple husbands and wives at the same time?

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

How do you say "I don't speak Italian yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn Italian with you. Would you like to teach me Italian?" in Italian?

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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